What's Scary In Life Is Not What

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Avoid Running At All Times.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.