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I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

Smokey Joe (williams) Could Throw Harder Than Anyone.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.