Don't Go To College, Unless To Get

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.