Whatever You Have Read I Have Said

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.

I've Had A Man And I've Had A Woman, And There's Got To Be Something Better.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.