If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

[to The Man Who Came Up To Her At A Party And Exclaimed Effusively, 'tallulah! I Haven't Seen You For 41 Years!':] I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.