Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.

I Think The Republican Party Should Be Placed In Drydock And Have The Barnacles Scraped Off Its Bottom.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

My Progress Reminded Me Of The Horses In The Whip. They Raced At The Limit Of Their Speed Directly Toward The Audience. But They Raced On A Treadmill Which Canceled Out Their Progress.