Whatever You Do Kid, Always Serve It

Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.

Don't Tell 'em - Show 'em!

Ladies And Gentlemen, My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You, And I Thank You!

I Can Write Better Plays Than Any Living Danced, And Dance Better Than Any Living Playwright.