Don't Tell 'em - Show 'em!

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.

Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue

Ladies And Gentlemen, My Mother Thanks You, My Father Thanks You, My Sister Thanks You, And I Thank You!

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.