Don't Tell 'em - Show 'em!

I Don't Care What You Say About Me, As Long As You Say Something About Me, And As Long As You Spell My Name Right.

I Don't Care What They Call Me As Long As They Mention My Name.

You're A Grand Old Flag! You're A High-flying Flag, And Forever In Peace May You Wave. You're The Emblem Of The Land I Love, The Home Of The Free And The Brave. Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue,' Where There's Never A Boast Or Brag. But Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot, Keep Your Eye On The Grand Old Flag.

Ev'ry Heart Beats True 'neath The Red, White And Blue

As A Composer I Could Never Find Use For Over 4 Or 5 Notes In Any Musical Number, And As A Playwright Most Of My Plays Have Two Acts Because I Couldn't Think Of An Idea For The Third Act.