What Makes People Laugh? . . .

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Kids Have Little Computer Bodies With Disks That Store Information. They Remember Who Had To Do The Dishes The Last Time You Had Spaghetti, Who Lost The Knob Off The Tv Set Six Years Ago, Who Got Punished For Teasing The Dog When He Wasn't Teasing The Dog And Who Had To Wear Girls Boots The Last Time It Snowed.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.