What Makes People Laugh? . . .

Children Make Your Life Important.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

With Boys You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane. It's All There. The Fruit Flies Hovering Over Their Waste Can, The Hamster Trying To Escape To Cleaner Air, The Bedrooms Decorated In Early Bus Station Restroom.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat. A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday. A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend -- And He's A Priest.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.