My Son Did Not Show Signs Of

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.