My Son Did Not Show Signs Of

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.

You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.