What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.