What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

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There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.