The New York Times Is The Official

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.