The New York Times Is The Official

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.