The New York Times Is The Official

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.