The New York Times Is The Official

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.