The New York Times Is The Official

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.