You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.