You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.

My Life Needs Editing.