You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.