You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

My Life Needs Editing.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.