Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.