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I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.