The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

A Good Listener Is Not Only Popular Everywhere, But After A While, He Knows Something.

Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.