The Days Just Prior To Marriage Are

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.