There Is Something About A Closet That

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

There's Nothing So Comfortable As A Small Bankroll. A Big One Is Always In Danger.

He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

You're A Mouse Studying To Be A Rat.