He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

In The Battle Of Existence, Talent Is The Punch; Tact Is The Clever Footwork.

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

The Amount Of Sleep Required By The Average Person Is Five Minutes More.

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.