He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

If You Steal From One Author It's Plagiarism; If You Steal From Many It's Research.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.