He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

Gambling: The Sure Way Of Getting Nothing For Something.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

I Want A Priest, A Rabbi And A Protestant Minister. I Want To Hedge My Bets.

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.