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I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.