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I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

Vince Vaughn Is A Genuine Person, Awesome Guy. He'll Come To A Lot Of My Shows. It's Not That Often That You Can Meet Someone As Cool As Vince.

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.