What Am I Supposed To Say To

Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.