Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.