You Need To Open Up Your Soul

I Say It With My Tongue Firmly Planted In Cheek But There's Truth To It - Being A Comedian Is Very Close To Being A Therapist. When You're Working Smaller Clubs, You're Listening. You're Feeling An Energy, You're Going With A Tone But When People Start Yelling Out, You Almost Start A Conversation With People.

Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

I Get So Into The Moment.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.