You Need To Open Up Your Soul

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

You Can't Become Tempted If You Just Give In A Little Quicker.

Quote/unquote And You Can Quote Me On The Quote/unquote.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.