You Need To Open Up Your Soul

If You're 1 Of The 3 Girls In Pics With A Greaseball Whose Arms Are Around You At A Club You Lose At Life. If You're The Greaseball You Win.

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.

If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.