I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

My Professional Dreams Were Coming True While I Was Living A Personal Nightmare.

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.