What A Dog I Got. Last Night

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.