We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna

I Had One Job That Was Kind Of Cop-like. One Summer I Did Security At A Miniature Golf Course. Just Standing Out In The Sun All Day, Hey, Hey, Excuse Me Sir. Get Your Putter Out Of The Whale's Ass. Come On, This Is A Place Of Miniature Business. This Is Not A Playground Even Though It Looks Like A Playground.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

You Can't Become Tempted If You Just Give In A Little Quicker.