We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna

I Don't Like People That Litter. If You Don't Throw A Wrapper In The Trashcan And You Just Toss It Out On The Ground I Wanna Take You And Toss You Into Outer Space.

I'm In A New Club, By The Way. And I Don't Know If You're First Timers Like I Am, But I'm In The 'i Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have You Done That? Yeah, Good Times. I'm On The Phone And I Forget That I'm Using Shoulder Technique. Urinals Were Taken So I Went In To Use The Regular John. And As I'm Standing There, Mid-conversation, I'm Like 'are You Serious?' And It Just Started To Toboggan Right Down My Powerful Chest.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts. I Played Super Mario Forever. Not Once Hopping On A Turtle Or Smash My Head Through A Brick Ceiling.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.