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We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.
-Dane Cook
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We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna
Dane Cook
We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.
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