I Don't Write Any Of My Material

I Work With A Lot Of Kids. Every Year, For The Past Fifteen Years, I Work At Comedy Camp Where I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

Sometimes Girls Act All Tnt Network Because They Know Drama. That's When Guys Get All Tbs Around You Because We Think It's Very Funny.

I Have New Ideas Every Day, And I Always Want To Take On New Challenges.