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Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

So A Man Jumps Into A Taxi And Says "king Arthur's Close" And The Taxi Driver Says, "don't Worry We'll Lose Him At The Next Lights".

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".