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I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then