Went To The Paper Shop - It

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'