Went To The Paper Shop - It

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."

Last Night I Dreamt I Ate A Ten Pound Marshmallow. When I Woke Up The Pillow Was Gone.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure