Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots

Every Time Something Pops In My Head, I Think Twice About It And I Do It Anyway.

I Don't Know If I Change My Act From Century To Century. Sometimes I'm Onstage Doing Imitations And References To People Who Have Been Dead For 50 Years.

I Used To Go To The Improvisation Comedy Club Every Night In Times Square. How I Didn't Get Killed In That Area Either Means That 1) God Is Watching Over Me Or 2) I Am So Insignificant To God That He Didn't Bother Having Me Killed.

If Someone Else Is Paying For It, Food Just Tastes A Lot Better.

I Personally Think Miles Davis Is A Lot Funnier Than Me. And He's Working More.