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Some Comedians Tell Nice Jokes That You Can Tell To Your Kids. Some Use Bad Words - They Work 'blue.' If You Don't Want To Hear A Joke That's Blue, You Shouldn't Go To A Comedy Club Where A Comedian Who Makes Blue Jokes Is Performing.

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

Every Time You Open The Paper Now, There Seems To Be Another Celebrity Getting Arrest For Masturbation. First, It Was Peewee Herman And Then George Michael. If Masturbation's A Crime, I Should Be On Death Row.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.