Well I Have A Microphone And You

Sir One More Comment Like That And I Will Strangle You With My Microphone Wire!

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

If It's Something I Feel I Can Do Alright, I Like Being In Those, And Some That I Think Rob Schneider And David Spade Would Be Funnier At Than Me, I Tell Them To Do It. I Don't Have Any Clue How We Decide. There's This Thing, This "click", Actually, One Of My Friends Called Me Up, My Partner Told Me About This Idea That Steve Koren Had. Steve Koren, By The Way, The Guy Who Wrote It With Mark O'keefe, Steve Koren I've Known Since I Was 22. He Was A Page At Saturday Night Live.

Comedy, Such A Lovely Lady, She'll Pick You Up, You Your Feeling Blue.

I Was A Big Fan Of Kurt Russell Growing Up And I Always Wanted To Be The Modern Day Kurt Russell.