I Read To My Kid, But I

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.

My Name Is Adam. My Father's Name Is Adam. Having The Same Name As Your Father, It's Alright Until Your Voice Changes. My Friends Would Always Call Up, 'is Adam There?' My Father Would Say, 'this Is Adam.' My Friends Would Say, 'adam, You Were So Wasted Last Night.'

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

This Character Feels So Much Like My Brother. He Has Two Children. He Has A Wife. He Works With Me. He Chooses To Stay In New Hampshire Because He Wants His Kids To Grow Up In The School They Started With. He Doesn't Want Them To Lose Friends. He Is His Family's Hero.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'