I Read To My Kid, But I

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

I Like Sitting And Writing With My Buddies.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.

I'm In A Mood, Dave. A Bad Mood, A Very Bad Mood! I Was Fired From My Ice Cream Truck Job Today! No More Fudgicles!