I Read To My Kid, But I

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well. Paz Taught Me A Few Words That, If People Weren't Nice To Me, I Could Tell Them A Few Things. I Got To Study With [chef] Thomas Keller, Who We All Love As A Guy And Jim Had A Relationship With Him At [his Restaurant] The French Laundry.

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.

Sixth Grade Was A Big Time, In My Childhood, Of Hoops And Friendship, And Coming Up With Funny Things.

I Do Feel Good Doing Them [family-friendly Movies], But It's Not Going To Be My Way Of Life. I'm A Comedian.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, And I'd Like To Be Driving Around. I Know A Kid Is Going To Be A Big Part Of My Life. I Can Trust My Kid. I Know My Kid Would Be In The Backseat Of My Car, And When I Say You Wanna Get Some Ice-cream? He's Going To Be Happy. My Brother Has Kids. I See That Trick Work, The Ice Cream Trick.