Feels Good To Try, But Playing A

If It's Something I Feel I Can Do Alright, I Like Being In Those, And Some That I Think Rob Schneider And David Spade Would Be Funnier At Than Me, I Tell Them To Do It. I Don't Have Any Clue How We Decide. There's This Thing, This "click", Actually, One Of My Friends Called Me Up, My Partner Told Me About This Idea That Steve Koren Had. Steve Koren, By The Way, The Guy Who Wrote It With Mark O'keefe, Steve Koren I've Known Since I Was 22. He Was A Page At Saturday Night Live.

I Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That. But Comedy Thing And Making Movies And Stuff, I Love It So Much That I Do Get Driven To Push Myself As Hard As I Can.

Hanukkah Is...the Festival Of Lights, Instead Of One Day Of Presents, We Get Eight Crazy Nights

I Have A Love In My Life. It Makes Me Stronger Than Anything You Can Imagine.

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!