Most Of The Stuff I Do On

I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But It's Not The Same. It Used To Be That I Was Out There With Five Other Comedians. Now I Usually Just Do It Alone.

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.