When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

There Is Nothing So Aggravating As A Fresh Boy Who Is Too Old To Ignore And Too Young To Kick.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.