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I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.