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I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.