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What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.