I Went To A Fight The Other

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.