I Went To A Fight The Other

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.