I Went To A Fight The Other

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.