We Like Little Children, Because They Tear

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

If There's Any Literary Ability In A Feller, Getting Fired Out Of A Good Government Job Will Bring It Out.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands The Currency Question, And We Meet Him Every Day.