We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

With My Doctor, I Don't Get No Respect. I Told Him I Want A Vasectomy. He Said With A Face Like Mine, I Don't Need One.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Moved A Lot, But I Always Found Them.