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I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

The Ability To Work Hard And Make Sacrifices Comes Naturally To Those Who Know Exactly What They Want.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.