There's A Fine Line Between Participation And

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.