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To The Engineer, All Matter In The Universe Can Be Placed Into One Of Two Categories: (1) Things That Need To Be Fixed, And (2) Things That Will Need To Be Fixed After You've Had A Few Minutes To Play With Them. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems. Normal People Don't Understand This Concept; They Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

In Yesterday's Post, I Asked How Many Of You Guys Would Have Sex With A Robot If It Was Indistinguishable From A Hot Human Woman. About 95% Of The Hetero Guys Said They Would. The Other 5% Expressed A Strong Preference For Lying.

You Might Think The Word "homemade" Is Just A Word We Use As A Marketing Ploy. But What You Don't Realize Is That The Staff Sleeps Here At Night. If Your Tablecloth Is Wrinkled, That's Why.

There's Kind Of A Toll You Have To Pay With A Cat; If You Don't Pet Her For 10 Minutes She'll Bother You For Six Hours.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.