There's A Fine Line Between Participation And

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.

If You Spend All Your Time Arguing With People Who Are Nuts, You'll Be Exhausted And The Nuts Will Still Be Nuts.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.