I Discovered What I Call The Bill

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

Writers Tend To Work Early In The Morning, Or Late At Night, When Brains Are Naturally Able To Focus Deeply On One Thought. In The Middle Of The Day, Distractions Are Unavoidable. I Wonder If Anything Worthwhile Has Ever Been Written In The Afternoon.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.