I Don't Do Impressions.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.