I Don't Do Impressions.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.