I Don't Do Impressions.

Everything I Do On Stage, I Made Up In Saloons. I Started Doing It In Front Of People, And That Became My Performance. I Never Had Writers.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.