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It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.

I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

I Don't Get Into Politics. I Know [donald] Trump, But I Don't Follow That. That's Just An Aside For Him When He Has Nothing Else To Say. He Never Involved Me In Any Of That Stuff.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.