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Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.