Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.