When I First Went To Vegas, There

Once In A While, When I'm Alone, I Think About My Age. I Think, How Many More Years Do I Have On This Earth? But I Can't Really Conceive Of Dying. Somehow, In My Head, I Don't Think I'll Die. I Know That Everybody Dies, Of Course. I Just Think That It'll Never Come To Me. It's Crazy, But There It Is.

I Was Always The Guy - Out Of Insecurities, I Was Always Making Fun, Even As A Kid.

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

I Don't Do Impressions.