We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.