If You Were The Only Person Left

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.