If You Were The Only Person Left

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

I Took Benzedrine - I Got Clairvoyance. With Benzedrine You Can Have A Very Wide View Of The World, Like You Can Decide The Destiny Of Man And Other Pressing Problems, Such As Which Is The Left Sock?

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.