If You Were The Only Person Left

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.