If You Were The Only Person Left

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.