Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.