We Can Tell That A Good Name

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.