It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.