It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said All He Knows

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.