Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.